Herrooo Round Eyes...

Kinda late notice but if you plan on visiting Japan anytime soon, you'll most likly be running into the pink pussy named Hello Kitty. It was announced Monday that Hello Kitty is the official Ambassador of the tourism department. The choice was a difficult one to make as they felt that Mario wasn't too appealing claiming that they were afraid he would jump people like he did to the Goombas and that the lovely pussy loved sushi and actually smelled like fish. So good bye America, Herro Japan..

Donald Trump, still a douche

Hey What's going on party people. Anyways, I was being lame and browsing through other websites and those celebrity blogs and I saw that Mr. Trump has a blog saying he hates having kids at work, such as bring your children to work day. Seriously Mr. Douche? Are you that much of an idiot? If I didn't read in an interview you gave like 1 year ago, didn't you say how you brought your kids to work so they can see their future careers and working alongside pops? Didn't you say "I used to have my kids sit in my chair so they would know what leadership felt like and get accustomed to it."back in an interview for Yahoo News? Trump, you're a douche and you live on a throne of hairspray and lies. Eat me and I hope one day your business fails one day.

Things I Dont Get...

So on my lunch I noticed a couple things I just don't get...

Why do homeless people have dogs if they can't even take care of
themselves? Yeah I understand the whole concept of "Mans best friend"
but come on.

Why do older Hispanic men have a love for anything aligator lined like
shoes, belts, and the inside of a Cadillac Escalade? This guy came out
looking like super mario n was sporting the gator look.

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Help Out BATMAN!!!!

Hey what's going on everyone. For those who aren't in the LA area or don't listen to the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ, they are going to try and get Adam West a star on the Walk of Fame. I e-mailed the show and maybe you can help out Batman get his own star. You can hear the interview at the KROQ.com Podcast that should be up within tomorrow or the coming days. As quoted by Mr. West himself "I was walking down the street and couldn't find it...maybe a transvestite took it." Hilarious guy and great person and he needs this star. So more to come and keep posted...also, going to be setting up some contests to pump up the site and spread the word.

What a gay day....

So not too long ago, California Supreme Court just announced that they overturned the Gay Marriage Ban in the state. Basically what it comes down to is that Gay's can now marry each other. So congrats, you can now enjoy the finer points of marriage like being nagged at by your spouse and having them interrupt you during a sports game when you have the guys over, this implies to my lovely lesbian friends too. I believe they are called Studs? I don't know. But congrats, it's kind of a huge break through for equal rights. Now if we can get them to over turn another season of Gossip Girls or A Shot at Love with Tila Tequilla, stupid half aborted chiauaua looking blockhead....

I learned a valuble lesson last night...

Don't heckle a MLB Outfielder from your seat. Last night I was at the game and kept heckling Nick Swisher with glorious chants like "NICOOOOOLAAAASSS" or "Swisher can't READ!!". He turned back a couple times and laughed and pretended to flip me off. He seems like a good guy and a good sport about it all. Well low and behold in the 8th inning, Mr. Swisher steps up to the plate and slams one right over to my direction in Right field. I see him running the bases and laughing. That was the biggest "F U" you could ever do to a fan. He called out my heckling with a home run. Mr. Swisher, I know you will never read this; Not because you don't know my Blog site, but because you actually can't read; but congrats and well played. My Angels are still in first though and your team is still in third.

xoxo
-Ricky
P.S. Predicted Angel Score tonight 4-2. Angels Win.....

Barry can cover his bond...

So it looks like Mr. Controversial Barry Bonds just got his ass kicked by Uncle Sam himself. Barry was slapped with 15 counts of federal perjury. 15 counts!! It looks like Barry might be making home runs in the pen while tossing some salad. All you had to do was admit that you were taking roids and that was it, why did you have to take it this far. Next in line is Clemens, what idiots. How are you going to lie to the government when they already have all this evidence on you?

That's like telling mom you weren't watching porn and you have a copy of Two Ho's and a Bro sitting by the lotion. Come on!

Why God...Why?

Seriously...why? Why do we have shows like The Hills or Gossip girl on tv? Can someone answer me this? Why does everyone enjoying watching people, who we hated in high school, live their lives in Hollywood or wherever Gossip Girl is placed? The Hills has to be hands down, the most annoying show I've ever seen in my life. I just don't get the concept. Rich annoying spoiled idiot dates equally rich spoiled annoying idiot, breaks up, cries, get's back together, cries, break up....It's lame. I'm gonna go out and say it...I'd rather watch that alien with the huge forehead Tila Tequilla find love then watch The Hills. Yeah, I know that was a bold statement, but anything is better than watching some douche try and have a music career and has her far superior in douchiness boyfriend as her manager. I watched like 10 minutes of that show on Sunday and I wanted to rip my f-in eyes out. "Oh Audrina your boyfriend just made out with some chick at a bar" then this chick and her gay looking boyfriend sit in a parking lot and talk for an hour about how uncool it was. "Oh my gawd why did you do that! That is so totally uncool like oh my gawd." and to top it off I think she stuck with the guy. I could see if the chicks were good looking, but they aren't. If someone can tell me why this show is enjoyable and can convince me that it is enjoyable to watch, I would be your bitch for a year. Why God...Why would you give the very people I hate a show? Is it because I'm not stuck up or blessed with daddy's money? why God...

-Ricky

Even Jesus Christ couldn't do this...

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Originally uploaded by iblogbetterthanyourmom

For the past 7 hours of my life, I've been trying to upload pictures on the page from my phone...not as easy as it sounds. I'd rather sit through a marathon of The Hills than go through all the pain and anger of trying to upload. Actually I take that back, I can't listen to "Oh no you didnt bitch" or "Like OMG Spencer is such a jerk" for like 24 hours. Well if this picture doesn't upload....the Cucamonga Quakes Monster gets it...

So I finally got this working...

So I bought a domain name and it looks like everything works. Who would've known for $1.99 you can own a piece of the internet. Don't know if anyone has caught on to this yet, but have you noticed that we're all pretty much addicted to the internet? It's like a part of us. I'm still getting over the Myspace addiction. I'd be looking up scores for the Angel game and I'd catch myself typing Myspace.com instead of Angelsbaseball.com or I'll be upset that I'm not getting e-mail's sent out of new comments and think everyone doesn't like me or something. That's the thing with Myspace, people take it like it's a bad relationship. I've heard numerous times people saying "Umm....why haven't you added me yet? I know you saw the request because it says you read the message." or this masterpiece of a question "Why am I not in your top friends? Huh? What's a matter." The best when you would delete a friend that you don't talk to anymore. Oh man that was a trainwreck. Here's a personal story of me and an old friend from. I haven't talked to this person in years so I deleted it....this all transpired over Myspace Messages...

"Hey man it's *****. I was just kind of looking at my friends list and I noticed my number went down and saw you deleted me. Don't know if you're just getting a new account or what but I thought I'd say what's up. Hope life is treating you right."

A Few hours later...
"Hey Ricky it's me again...yeah um I saw you read that message I sent, don't know if you have time to respond to me or not cause I know you seem like a busy guy from what I read from your comments. Well um..give me a buzz sometime. Maybe we can hang out like old times. Thanks man..."

A Day later
"Yeah man, I saw that you've been reading my messages yet you still don't have time to respond or what. I mean, I see you're leaving comments to your friends but I just wanted to see what was going on. Not really cool man if you're ignoring me. If this is about that time we skated and I made fun of your fall I'm really sorry man. I know it wasn't cool. Just hit me up Ricky. Thanks!"

7 Hours later
"Hey *****, yeah I've been pretty busy and I'm just kind of deleting people I don't talk to so um...sorry man. And no I'm not mad at you. That fall was like 4 years ago so um..yeah I'm kinda over that. Later"

1 Min after I sent that Message
"BRO!!! It's so good to hear from you. Man, it's been ages. Seriously thanks for messaging me back. I was just kind of worried that something happened between us. Hey, I'll send you another friend request so you can add me since we are talking. Talk to you soon man!!"

3 Day's later...
"Not cool man, I saw you deleted my Friend request. It's ok, I have new friends now man so I don't need you. I mean, we didn't really talk anyways so whatever. I'm over it. Have fun with your girlfriend and stuff. I don't need you. I thought we were bros..."

2 Mins
"Look man, that was harsh of me. I didn't mean to come off like that Ricky. Seriously, I'm sorry I'll just leave you alone. Sorry man."

4 hours later
"Yeah so I know you're reading this message and you just choose to respond. I mean, we had a great run. It's all good Ricky. You have your life, I kind of have mine. I just kind of miss the old times. I remember this one time we skated and you tried to kickflip over 4 stairs and you ate shit. Man I laughed so hard. I'm really sorry about laughing. I know that's a sore subject with us. I'm going to take this as a learning experiance Ricky. I'm gonna blog about this and post a bulletin telling all my current friends on my friendslist that I love them. You taught me how to love my friends...Thanks Ricky...Thanks..."


xoxo
-Ricky

Life after the "space"

So I'm gonna cut back on Myspace for a while and try this blog thing. Myspace is the equivalent to guys watching Project Runway. You watch and follow every little thing of it, but as soon as your friends catch you doing it, you're like "Nah bro, I'm watching it for Heidi Klum". But little do they know, your watching it for the fashion advice. I remember first seeing it and I was like "Yeah, this is gonna be gay and sucky" but by like the third episode I was like "Why is she wearing those heels in that Auburn Dress. It clashes" that's when it hit me, I loved the show. But I'm not afraid to admit it. I like Project Runway. Not just because of Heidi Klum, but because I enjoy the creativity of the designers. Plus, I wanna see some hot model ass. But anyways, I'm gonna just be blogging about stuff and what not. Leave your comments, feedbacks, or tell-offs down below. If anything, ask me any question you want and I will try to answer it. Holler back shawtys. Woot Woot

xoxo
Ricky