So many people who know me, can basically say I'm a pretty big flake when it comes to things. It kinda sucks because well, it's usually never my fault. For example, over the weekend I had plans to go out and do a bunch of things aka get some. Unfortunately, I cancelled plans because people wanted to hang with me. I said "fine I'll hang lets go to the beach". They said yeah and 5 minutes later, said no. I said "Come on over my house" they said yeah and next thing I know, I'm alone with a quart of Ben and Jerry's and watching Nailin Palin on the laptop. Long story short, I still felt like I flaked out on a bunch of people. I do it from time and time again and I want to cut that out. So what better way to do that then to come up with this idea...
When I initially had the idea, I thought I was an idiot. There's no way anyone can pull it off. Then I realized, it's me I'm talking about. I can do this. So friends and readers (all two of you who actually read this) I'm going to do the greatest thing in the world to rid of my "flake-e-ness" I guess you would call it. I'm proposing a ridiculously huge dodgeball game. So big, that it becomes the world record. From what I've read and researched, the biggest Dodgeball game is currently 100 people and that was done this year by the band Weezer. I don't know about your, but I'm better than Weezer. I don't want Weezer to have that record. I want that record to go to me, a guy who everyone considers a flake. If I pull this off, I can be a flake the rest of my life, but I always have this in my back pocket. I can see it now "Hey why don't you ask Ricky to come" "Nah, he'll probably flake last minute. "I don't know, remember the time we said that and he broke the world record?" "Shit you're right." This is basically what I want to happen. So everyone, listen up and listen good. By the end of this year, I'm going to break this record. If it costs me my job, my well being with my family, the end of relationship with friends, I'm going to do this at any cost. All I ask of you is this one last favor for this year. That favor is to join me in my quest to rid the sterotype of me and to break a world record. So are you in, or are you out? More details on the way...
XXooxxOO
Ricky
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
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