It's 8:42 at night on a Wednesday. Damn, Wednesday already. Fun fact number one, I'll be 23 in a month starting tomorrow. Which brings me to the topic of this blog. Pet Peeves. It's been a pretty crazy time in the world of my pet peeves. Wait...before I get into this I just want to let anyone who reads this (pointing more towards my friends who know me) this is just me venting. I'm really not pissed off at you and I don't plan on using names. This would just cause you guys to get back at me when we're all drunk at a party and I pass out.
All of us have pet peeves. Some are pretty understandable and others are well...kind of pity as all hell. I am the later choice. A lot of guys will appreciate what I'm about to say to the ladies. Women, please for the love of Christ and every thing he stands for, don't ever ask us for our opinion if you're just going to pick the opposite. Personally, if you were to take my opinion/advice and even think about it for more than 10 seconds, I wouldn't be pissed at all. But to automatically just say "No, I think I'll go with the other thing" ticks a lot of guys off. It's pointless to even think of asking us if you already have something in mind. I know the common excuse is "Well I just want you to feel like your contributing to my decision." and quite frankly we don't really give a shit if the low rise pants are better than the flair, you're going to look fine in whatever.
Now, I'm not going to let the guys off that easy. Seriously Men, stop being such dicks to everyone. I know I'm a dick too but come on. The girls notice it. I've had countless talks with girls about "all guys are dicks." and I don't want to be a douchebag and say "Well a lot of guys are dicks but I'm one of the good ones." So can you guys actually return girls phone calls, or do something romantic for them, or not cheat, maybe be there for the abortion instead of giving them the money. Oh, and when you're at a party, drink the entire bottle of beer/hard liqour/wine cooler before you even think about opening a new bottle. Anyone who has EVER thrown a party or been a part of the clean up crew the next day has found at least 52 full bottles of beer. "Hey Ronnie, how many beers did you have last night." "Oh man I drank like 15 beers and 3 cups of Red Bull Vodka" No guy, you had 1 maybe 2 full beers and 13 shots of beer out of a bottle and when you were taking a piss by the side of the garage, you poured out the rest of your cup the same time you pissed, so if anyone walked by they think you had a major piss break from the party. I know those tricks, I've seen those tricks. I pulled that when I was 17 and at my first party.
Couples...can you stop sitting on the same side of a table or booth? How do you guys do that? I need arm room when I'm about to eat. Is your boyfriend/girlfriend that hideous when they eat or what? I don't get it. Don't you have a stiff neck after dinner from talking and turning your head to the right or left all the time? Unfortunately I literally mean stiff neck and not a boner.
There's a ton more I can list like talking on the phone when you don't have anything important to say or the answers to those magazine articles which ask 100 women what they look for in a guy. Usually the top 2 are honesty and humor. I think I'm a pretty funny guy, but I don't see chicks showing me their tits and getting all horned up when I make a joke each at a party or on stage. Honesty? Really? Girls, if guys were honest with you with the questions you asked us, you girls would be gay. "Yea, I'd totally bang your sister." Anyways, so everyone has pet peeves. What are yours? Aside from me writing about pet peeves and my blog. Or my face. Cause I know some random commentor is going to say something like that. Get money, get paid.
-Ricky
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You are retarded dude. Way to point out the couples thing. I HATE that.
oh my god I hate the bottle one. Drink the entire bottle of beer dipshits. It's a waste of beer. I hate people who can easily make it to the left side of the lane and stay in the right, not giving you room to make a right turn. Oh, and people who can't distinguish there, their, or they're.
My pet peeve is when people always say "it's the best week ever" or "best day ever". It's over used.
Being single around a couple when they fight/have an arguement. Example. You're at a party and they start arguing about something then turn to you and ask the question they started fighting about. Now you have them two not to mention her friends staring at you waiting to hear the answer. Now you're stuck with two choices, back your fellow man or look good in front of her friends so you have a shot with one of them. It blows. Nice blog. Quick and to the point.
When people say "The book is way better than the movie". No cause if it was, I wouldn't be wasting my time spending 10 bucks. And please don't complain if it's not as good as the book.
Drivers who make their own lane on the right side of the road and then floor it to pass everyone at the green light.
and as for the guys being dicks thing; more likely a girl will leave a nice guy for an asshole than the other way around.
Seans right, nice guys get fucked. Which brings me to my peeve. Why do girls say they want a nice guy yet they always pick an asshole?
Why do girls go to the bathroom in a group?
Sunglass wearing during Texas Hold'Em
Calling everyone "bro" guy or girl
This is quickly turning into a girl bashing in the comments lol. Girls usually start with nice guys in our eyes then they turn into assholes. That's why fellas.
That's what she said. Ever since the office kept showing it every guy says it now. I understand if it's funny once or twice, but 20 times in a row? And pick up lines. God I hate the pick up lines you boys think are cute. Ohh another, girls who right before they take a picture yell out "Myspace"
When friends go out to eat together and don't know how to split the bill. Annoying lol
Haha I totally get ticked off with no common sense. Like when you're sitting on the couch and someone asks what you're doing, when clearly you are watching tv.
My biggest pet peeve is guys who write blogs and don't proof read and can't spell...
Your Mom is retarded because whoever wrote that should have written down "my pet peeve's are" not is, stupid douche. You listed more then one peeve. Which is kind of ironic because you just did what you hate the most, minus the blog.
That's my pet peeve. Idiots who try to make fun of other people but come off looking like an idiot.
Bad spellers (especially when it's words that most 8th graders would know how to spell).
Getting cut off while driving (note: if you cut me off AND do not bother to at least let me know by signaling, I will make it my personal goal to let you know you're a f*cking idiot).
Girls who look like the OC threw up on them.
Loud people... shutup already!
Nice guys who turn out to be a-holes (f*ck you and the stupid f*cking horse you rode in on, go f*ck a transvestite!).
Parents who do not know how to keep their kid in line. If they're controlling you (you being the parent) obviously you have problems, in this type of case, it's time to bring the switch out.
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I hate people who read this blog. Number 1 pet peeve.
"Yea, I'd totally bang your sister." hahaha
Guys who wear Ed Hardy and Affliction yet think they can automatically kick some ones ass due to their clothing. I like afflication clothing, but I hate how it gives some guys that ego trip. Ed Hardy is gay. If you wear that, it's a stamp that says you enjoy having a penis in your mouth
wow! i wonder who pointed out the gay couples that like to feed each other on the same side of the booth!
also goes along with couples that think just cause their in a relationship means that they have to "split" their meals! "we love each other so much were going to split a milkshake and burger!" eat your own god damn food!
my pet peeve: black people
Shackledord rusty must hate Ricky then!
OMG, Rusty Shackleford... could your name be Jon??? I think I might know you!
P.S. I despise people who use caps. And girls who complain about being in a sh*tty relationship yet never do anything to fix them or move on.
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