Seriously Vince?

I'm sure a ton of you already heard about this yesterday, but the ShamWow guy was arrested for biting a hookers tongue a month ago. You can read more of the story at The Smoking Gun and see some of the pictures they put up. There's a few things I find kind of unsettling about the whole situation. The first item up for debate is the whole kissing a hooker thing. From watching Pretty Woman and my own experience on purchasing a hooker, I thought you couldn't kiss them on the lips. Actually, why would anyone want to kiss a prostitute on the lips anyways? Do you know how many chubbies have been in that mouth? The fact that another guys smoked sausage was in it kind of turns me off from ever kissing someone on the mouth. Yes, I do know a lot of girls have licked Otter Pops but I'm talking about chicks that bust tricks to make a living. I'm not talking about Mary Sue from down the street who occasionally does it because of her Daddy issues. Secondly, four punches Vince? It took you four to five punches to knock out this chick who was biting your tongue? Dude, you're in a hotel room for Christ sakes. Use that clap on lamp they have sitting on the credenza and wigwam that chick in the face. I don't condone hitting a chick at all don't get me wrong; but when she's either chomping on your tongue or your frank and beans that deserves some retaliation. My final thought on this whole situation is why that chick? She looks like like a plain Jane. If I'm going to get a hooker, it's going to be some big titted exotic chick from South America or Europe not some chick who looks like she works the swing shift at a TGIFridays. This chick looks like she'd suck a Canadian Bacon for $50. Come on Vince, Billie Mays wouldn't pull this shit. And if he did, he'd do it with style and class.

-Ricky

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