It's been a long time...

since I've written a little blurp about what's been going on. Um...what a week I can tell you that much. I had a little stand up show for a bunch of celebrities and rich folk in Beverly Hills, what a treat that was. Honestly, I'm still on cloud 9 and It's been like 4 days since it happened. There's been a lot going on with the world. The first Presidential debate happened last Friday, playoffs for Baseball start tomorrow, and I think I finally got my crabs taken care of. There's stuff about politics I really don't get. I get all the lying, don't get me wrong. I think it's ok to lie just a tad when the moment is right. Like telling your kids Santa is real or telling the struggling actress you met at the bar that your best friend is a movie producer. But to start lying that the majority of Americans like you to be President? That's a little absurd. Over the weekend McCain was talking to a group of journalist and one of them asked him how he felt about coming 2nd in the polls to Obama and he stated that "My campaign don't feel that poll is accurate considering what we see and read on the internet thanks to websites. We are in favor to win this election". Huh? Really? The majority of Americans want you, a guy whose probably going to die during inauguration to the celebratory gunshots because you'll have a flashback of 'Nam and have a heartattack while screaming "Kill the gooks", is going to win. You gotta be shitting me. Oh hey, Jesus and Hitler were actually second cousins. Sarah Palin gave Bigfoot a blowjob while she was hunting in Alaska. It comes from a website, so it must be true. McCain, you're an idiot.