Untitled Fat to Skinny Documentary...

So I'm sitting at my school a little early to add a class so I figure
I'd blog about a project I'm working on. With my day job, I meet a ton
of bad ass people. From patients to caregivers, you meet a lot of
interesting people. Well I became pretty close to a patients husband,
and not in that way. Ok maybe a little but I've been lonely lately.
Anyhoozle, we've been having talks on being overweight and trying to
lose it and had a few jokes. It was then thought to make a small
independent documentary on me losing weight in the next few months. I
know I'm not the biggest person out there but I come pretty close. So
starting in 2 days I'm starting filming. I'm filming the good, the
bad, the nasty. I plan on speaking with doctors and maybe bring a
funny light to being overweight and the struggles that come with it
like looking for sizes you thought would fit you, trying to talk to
the opposite sex, finally seeing my old buddy Mr. Penis again, and
getting accepted into the finer things in life like society. You see,
heavy people are always shunned from the pretty and the skinny. It's a
fact. Honestly, I wouldn't want to take off my shirt around my friends
because
1) They'll make fun of me
2) I'd have to somehow explain my stretch marks are actually tiger
claws because I saved a baby from one
3) My self confidence is pretty low about my weight
That's pretty much just a little sum of what I'm doing so if you see
me with a camera, you're probably going to be in it. Time for class.

xoxo
-Ricky

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