
So apparently there's some new swimsuit speedo that makes you swim quicker than a dolphin, or in Germany, a Zepplin. This swimsuit, called the The LZR Racer, is making swimmers break world records. I don't know if it's because it makes you look like a superhero and gives you super human speed or if it just stops the other swimmers in awe because it makes your junk look 20 times bigger. Regardless, the Germans scare the crap out of me. I was reading an article about Team Germany and their reactions to the suit and what they said kinda feels like some Chinese are going to die during the Olympics. A German was questioned about how he felt the suit would do at the Olympics. This is what was translated no lie..."I really feel that this suit will not only help us win the gold back to the Deutschland, but also we will destroy the competition. We will beat them to a pathetic pulp in which they will ask for mercy. We will be the one true race that will win the competition. Forever Deutschland"...so what the hell does that mean? I have no clue but it could only mean the rebirth of Hitler or another set of those stupid little mustaches that he had...kinda like what the Yankees have right now


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