Tuesday, June 17, 2008

When it rains...it pours...in novacaine


So today probably is one of the worst days I've been having. First off, good guys do finish last. Don't ever let anyone fool you with that. I wonder who said that and why they would say it. Was it some sad cry baby emo kid? Or was it some bad ass mo fo trying to say something funny but when it came out, it was probably one of the douchiest things he said. And bad ass guys are kind of douche bags. It's one of those sayings that just don't make any sense sometimes. Like comedian Nick Thune
says "was there really an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?" Anygay, so obviously not a good day. Then to top it off, I had to go to the Dentist. I think it's an American Tradition to pretty much hate the dentist. I don't really know one person who enjoys going to the dentist office, except for maybe my dentist and that's because he gets paid to rip up your mouth like a rock of coke. It must really suck to have a job where no one wants to see you. That's like being the Hilary Clinton of your profession, no one gives a shit about you. That's probably why they take it out on us and scold us to brush better. Oh well, life's a mean bitch.

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