Friday, August 29, 2008

Nerd Chills...

Anyone ever experiance this? It's like when you listen to a great song and you get this rush of electricity through your body then you get goosebumps. Or when you're watching Saved By The Bell and when Zack kisses Kelly and the audience does that whole "OWWWWWWW" thing and you get goosebumps. That's nerd chills. Last night was Obama's acceptance speech and I'm more than sure you either 1) Watched it 2) Heard about it from someone or through a 30 second clip on the news or 3) a combination of the two. I'm not really big on politics. I think people who know me kinda know I just really don't care or am not too bright about what goes on with it. All I know is that we vote, and the opposite gets done. That's why I'm voting for McCain. Anygay, last night I actually got the chills from hearing him speak. This is the first time any politician gave me chills and I felt good about it. My brother was there and took some pretty good pictures of the whole party. He's actually a delegate for Obama and has been in Denver for this whole week. It's funny because yesterday people made a big deal about Obama speaking on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jrs "I Have A Dream Speech". Yeah, it's a little ironic and some people felt that this whole race for the Presidency is going to be all about symbolisms. Take for instance the Republican Convention. It's going to be held in Mississippi. I'm pretty sure Mississippi is pretty well know for being a pretty racist state. Well the North Part of it. So does that go to show that the Republican party adhears to racisism? Probably not but I can guarentee you someone is going to throw that out there. And now John McCain announced his running VP. It's the Governor for Alaska Sarah Palin. Um, I am more than certain no one really knows who this chick is. Obviously she won't have that name recognition like everyone else has in the political scene but she is quite the cougar not going to lie. The decision to have her as VP was probably a white flag for the Republican party since she really has no experiance. Plus, she's a pretty boring speaking. However, when I look at her, I think of those old 1980's pornos as her as a librarian running her hands through her hair to the tune of WhiteSnake's "Here I Go Again" and doing the craziest strip tease and showing her boobs like there's no tomorrow. That's my image of Sarah Palin. I think this is the only thing McCain has against Obama, a VP who we all want to dream of her doing a strip tease in the Oval Office. I seriously would like to see her at Deja Vu working the pole so I can make it rain...no...make it hail ("throw nickles and dimes cause I'm a baller on a budget bitch") with the DJ in the background saying "Give her tips to see her tits". Anyways, Obama or bust 2008. Lastly, here are 5 "How Old is John McCain" jokes...

John McCain is so old, his first pet was a T-Rex
John McCain is so old, the key that was on Ben Franklin's kite was to his slave stable
John McCain is so old, him and Jesus were tagging the Old Testament on the walls of a building, McCain got busted, ratted out Jesus, and Jesus was put on a crucifix. (A little long but read it again and you'll laugh)
John McCain is so old, he knew the Burger King when he was just a prince
John McCain is so old, the Dead Sea was just getting sick at the time.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

So I take it you're going to try and coin the term Nerd Chills? ha. And please tell me you made up those "McCain so old jokes" those are fucking hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"McCain is so old, the key on Ben Franklin was his key to the slave stable" haha classic dude that was absolute classic.

Anonymous said...

Ricky, cool blog.... But the Rep. Convention will b n MINN. not MISS.... See you in 4 hours...

- Brother Jorge

i Blog Better Than Your Mom said...

See, I don't know anything about Politics. I just saw some thing on CNN saying Coverage on Republicans in Mississippi.