I've been a pretty busy guy this past week or two with work, writing jokes for my stand up, and just trying to live a normal single life. I wrote this back in June before this site got better so enjoy...I'm actually writing a new blog now...
"So I haven't written any blogs in a while because I've been kind of wrapped up in baseball this past two weeks. I swear, I'm addicted to it right now. It's almost as addicting as Heroin or Kool-Aid. I wish everything worked like a baseball game. It would be awesome. I'd want to be paying for stuff at a store and have a group of people cheer me on with Da Da Da Dannn Da Dannnn CHARRRRGGEEE!!! Or I'll be at church and the priest is like "Matthew 2:12 And God said.." another priest runs out from the pew and runs up to the front. "Alright Father, pack it up. We're gonna sit you out on this one" The other Priest is like "Come on, I got another sermon in me Brother" "Nah, we're gonna bring in the new guy from Nigeria. We need someone to get this crowd going. Hit the holy water Father". Priest walks off all pissed. That's what life needs. It needs someone to toss a beach ball and heckle people out of no where. I would give a million bucks to anyone who would heckle and chant crap at me while I was eating or something. Actually, I wouldn't give a million because I don't have that much. Maybe like $5 or something. Anygay, baseball, gotta love it."
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