2) I'm interesting when people come talk to me
3) Michael and I both have a 6 pack, mine is just hidden underneath my
cooler
4) Micheal Phelps can not beat Chuck Norris in a 500m Backstroke Event. I can
5) I have a Bronze Medal in Dodgeball from Royal Carribbean, he doesn't
6) My teeth are straight
Good job with all the wins Phelps, kick some international ass
xoxo
Ricky
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4 comments:
Point #5 is especially strong
Hahaha wow... You Beat Chuck Norris? Holy shit.
I didn't even know this blog was up. Usually you announce it haha...dude funny shit. If Michael Phelps ever read this, he'd probably beat the shit out of you with all the HGH he's been shooting up.
I never noticed his teeth until you said it...wow. Is he British?
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