Before I begin with my rant, here's a little update with filming. I'm filming. That's an update. This losing weight thing is going to be harder than I thought. I played tennis yesterday with my buddy Baby Sinclair and damn. I wasn't at all feeling it yesterday but today it felt like a Gorilla raped me. I'm hurting everywhere. It sucks. I wish I was filming yesterday when we played because I thought I would be funny and jump over the net and spike the ball but when I jumped, my weight shifted over and gravity decided to throw me down and I ate shit. To me, it felt like I was falling at a 100 miles an hour but I'm sure it was all in slow motion. You lose your sense of speed when you're overweight. Anyways....
So I was talking to a friend of mine the other night about addictions. We all have them. Whether we are addicted to drugs, alcohol, sex, To Catch a Predator (I miss that show), we have them. We got into a huge argument when I made the statement that my addiction to cheeseburgers is worse than his addiction to cigarettes. It's harder to quit cheeseburgers than a pack of smokes. Now before you laugh, hear me out. Yes, you can decide to quit eating cheeseburgers with enough will power but that's all we have. When you decide to quit smoking, you have a plethora of options to help you in your quest to quit like patches or pills. When you see a commercial for Camel Joes, you can just get that patch and put it right on your arm and let the Nicoderm do it's thing. I see commercials of people screaming to get their whopper on hidden cameras and I can feel for them. It's not like I can take a pill and that's it. If anything, we are probably going to make a mistake and think it's a pill but it's a Cheeseburger Jelly Belly. Then we'd really get screwed over. My second point is, no matter how young you were when you started smoking, we started eating cheeseburgers a lot younger. You know you're mom would come home and hear you bitch and moan about how hungry you are and she'd go out and get you that Happy Meal just to shut you up. It's not like they're going to come home and say "Here this should calm you down" and toss you a pack. Case in point, food addiction is a little harder to quit than cigarettes.
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hahaha how do you know what it feels like to be raped by a gorilla. Ha. But I feel you on this one, it's easy to quit smoking. Kinda...not really.
Ha I never thought about that. Great point Ricky.
Ha you're such a douche. It's harder to stop smoking. No matter what you're going to lose ha.
I'm addicted to you Ricky
If you want...we can start a support group for a cheeseburger addiction. We can call it Hamburgler's Anonymous. Or we can have mike manufacture a pill for that.
I'm trying to quit my addiction to air
"You call that an addiction? I suck dick for coke" "I've seen him!"
This blog is an addiction. Put more blogs up.
what about appetite supressants? like pills, liquids, etc...hmm...i
cheeseburgers are way harder to quit.
my example:
-you can always make a choice to eat healthy. But sometimes due to unforseen circumstances(i.e..time/location), you might have to break down and eat crappy ,unhealthy food. (late for school..MCMUFFIN!)
When has there been a circumstance like that for smoking? (Can't get a boner...SMOKE!!....wait, that totally doesn't work)
I agree with Sean. Boners can't be achieved with a smoke. I've tried it.
You're a douche, it's harder to quit smoking. Scientific fact. Oh, and Yvette is right. Fat people have diet pills. So you're WRONG!!
Disregard what I previously wrote, I obviously can't see that your blog and your most recent post are supposed to be taken as jokes.
P.S. I love buttseks
I was being sarcastic with him. I don't know if you got that. I would say "hey don't you have anything better to do then tease someone online" but I'm actually taking the time to actually respond to your post (I'm addressing this to fake Amy)
Ps. It's Buttsex not buttseks and yes, I love it. I wear white pants.
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