First Major Setback...and Single Life

Alright, so with every great event, there always comes a set back. Genocide of Jews before D-Day, the death of Martin Luther King Jr before Civil Rights, the heartache of going from Mermaid to Woman back to Mermaid then back to Women in The Little Mermaid, and finally me. So after about 3 days of filming I was editing things on my computer last night and I don't know what I did but I deleted every single thing I've filmed. I'm not going to lie; it wasn't much considering the fact that all my ideas of making this great through out the window on Sunday. Nevertheless, I had made what I had into gold. So now, I basically have to start from scratch. And that's ok. Actually, it works out. My Thursday night class was cancelled completely for the semester so my sister and I are probably going to the fair. I can actually film my fair stuff that I wanted to do. On top of that, I never got to do an official weigh-in. I went to Target yesterday and bought Tailor Tape, a digital scale, and this thing called the Hydra Coach (which is f-in ridiculous). I think I'm going to do the weigh-in today with my family just to see their reactions, which wouldn't surprise me with what I'm going to hear. So I'm a little more prepared about what I'm going to do. Someone was asking me if I'm filming all my life aspects and if friends were going to be in it or whatnot. Um, not everything I do is going to be filmed. One, I don't have a camera crew because I'm really just a no one and two, I don't think you want to see me naked in the shower. Orrr do you? Anygay, as far as friends in it, more than likely yes. If you don't want to be in it that's fine I'll edit you out or give you one of those blurry faces kinda like what they do when little kids get touched by priests or whomever. So that's a little update with what is going on. I'm hoping by this weekend I can get something up online...

So the single life; what a whore that has been. Really, I'm not the one to be single. Probably because I've been in a relationship the majority of my post-pubescent life. To kind of give you my background, I was in an almost 5 year relationship (one month shy) boo hoo right? Everyone has break-ups so I'm kinda over that whole "woe is me" kind of phase. Shit happens, people move on or don't. Anyhoozle, I'm sure all of you have had a break up before and know the aftermath. You divide the things you both want and move on your separate lives. Some of you are left with old love letters, sentimental items, mix-tapes you made each other, photos, all that junk. In my case, I was left with weight. You don't realize how much weight you put on in a relationship because the other person doesn't want to get you pissed off and cause a fight, that will eventually lead to eating late at night because you didn't answer "how does my haircut look" right and food calms you down. The bad thing is, after you get past the sad phase and ready to meet other people, you're about 100 pounds heavier then you started, which makes it a little harder. See, I know some girls worry about guys cheating on them and/or lying to them about other girls. I'm not going to lie, but I probably will. It won't be on girls though. I'm going to lie about having a Chicken Sandwich or a Ben and Jerry's Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream. I know the question of "Did you eat yet because I'm starving from working" will come up and I'm going to say "No, I'm starving too" as I'm on the phone with you eating a Pot Pie from Marie Calendars. It's going to happen. I'm sorry. I think that's why I'm trying to lose the weight is to stop lying to you girls about eating...
Also, the whole single life "game" has changed from when I first started. The last time I was single, I had to ask my mom for a ride to meet someone at the movies. Now, I can drive myself while under the influence. And the questions are so much harder to ask girls. Before it was just like "Man don't you hate math class?" or "Can you meet me by the gym at lunch?". Now it's "Um, are you sure you're a woman? And how well can you keep a secret if you're not". You don't understand how many times I've been at a bar and checked out a chick who then one of my friend’s points and says "Dude check out that chick. It's a guy" I didn't run into that back in freshman year. It sucks because when you finally take that girl home and you're ready and holding yourself, then she walks outta the bathroom holding herself and you're like "Holy shit, I think I'm about to joust" then the second thought is "I thought cock-fighting is illegal in California"...ha, then I wonder why I'm still single with this blog and the shit I write. Jesus Christ..


-Ricky
Current Playlist
Say Anything- People Like You Are Why People Like Me Exist
Thrice-DeadBolt
A Day to Remember- You Should've Killed Me When You Had The Chance
Tina Turner- Tiny Dancer