Ok...for once in my life, I'm actually embarrased for being Hispanic. Now, before you criticize me and give me a bunch of flap for not being proud of my race, imagine this. An Overweight 45-50 year old woman wearing a size 82 shirt and size 2 pants, dressing like a 15 year old, has super hot pink make-up on, has short unevened razored hair that looks like it was trying to be bleech but pretty much damaged every inch of her scalp, and smells like salsa and stinky burrito. Honestly, how can you be proud of that. Almost 62% of hispanic women tend to look like that. I'm sorry, it's just not right. Now, I'm not woman bashing at all don't get me wrong, most of the Hispanic men aren't even better. For starters, how about every 45-82 year old man tends to wear anything alligator related. Alligator shoes, belts, hats...alligator lined shirts and pants and an alligator wallet to complete the ensemble. Why the hell do Mexicans like alligator? There's no alligators in the country of Mexico! Is that like in the unwritten "Being a Mexican" handbook? Then to top it off, they whistle at any chicks 10-99. Girl's playing chinese jump-rope, whistled at. Girls walking down the street, whistled at. Girls shopping, whistled at. Girls eating, whistled at. Girls taking a dump, whistled at. I don't f-in get it. They make a lot of us look bad. Now, I'm hispanic. I may be a little white washed because well, I don't know any other hispanic that actually publically annouces they write a blog every other day, but because I have brown skin, I tend to hear the "why do your people do that chee chee sound when they are trying to get our attention". It's not MY people, it's them. I have nothing to do with it. I feel your pain. I'm sorry hispanic men "chee chee", whistle, gawk, and pretty much the equivalent of a silent orgasim in front of you. I'm really sorry. I used to work at Home Depot and I used to get all the gardeners and electricians whistle and "chee chee" us to get our attention. So I kinda know, but I don't know what it feels like to be Eye-Raped by someone. Yes, I just said eye-Raped. I'm just fed up with this. Please, if you are hispanic and fall into one of these categories, knock it off. Honestly, you're not helping us nor yourself doing this kinda stuff. You don't look hot, nor cute. The whole hot pink or neon make-up, knock it off. The alligator stuff, knock it off. That may fly in Mexico, but not in America my friends. Adios everyone...
-Ricky
Friday, June 27, 2008
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wonderful. truly a masterpiece. Might I suggest some additional material? Please see "hispanic panic" @urbandictionary.com...written by mr. sean rogers himself.
Ricky, you are one funny fuck.
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