God Bless America, and no one else...

This is why I'm proud to be an American...So Friday July 4th just passed and it was a special day for America. It was our Independence Day. Yes, a few things sparked us getting our independence but thank god for it because if not, we'd probably be a war-torn country or be British and all have bad teeth. I think the only bad thing that we came out of from our independence is not having a British Accent. I want one so bad. So screw the Fathers of our country for messing that one up. Anyhizzle, This dude (Joey Chestnut) beat the Japanese monster Takeru Kobayashi in the Nathans Hot Dog eaten contest. So F off Japan, we are keeping out 1st place medal in eating hot dogs. Stick with the technology, modern fashion, and Japanese Game Shows and leave us with our eating. That's what America was built for. To eat whatever we want. I just noticed the chick in the background. Look at how big that mouth is. You can probably fit like 20 weiners in there. I'm pretty sure you can fit two fists in there. Check out the guy behind Joey...it looks like he just smelled the hot dogs coming out of him. Anyways, this is why I'm proud to be an American. Whenever we beat another country at a retarded spectacle like a hot dog eating contest, or a strong man competition, or anything. This sparked something in me. I'm going to a Dodger game this Thursday (I hate the Dodgers...with all my heart I seriously hate them with a passion) but I plan on eating at least one dodger dog per inning. My goal is to eat 10. I don't know what the record is for most dodger dogs eaten at a game, but I'm going to make it happen. Joey Chestnut is my hero, and I'm going for the gold.