Plans for Today...

It's my Grandma's 75th birthday today. So to celebrate it, we're going to have a surprise party for her at my Aunts. See, this is where it automatically goes wrong. There's about a million people in my family, so to have my grandma walk in the house and all of us say "SURPRISE!!!!" at the top of our lungs, I'm pretty sure the decibals alone will probably kill her. Either that or the shear fact that we surprised her will cause her to have a heart attack. I'm kinda hesitant about it. As far as I'm aware, we are having a keg. I'm going to get my Grandma to do a keg stand. Once that happens, I'll put the picture on here. We've done it before so who knows, I know she's getting plastered today so that's my goal...

So I've been watching tv and doing laundry the entire morning. Alright, whose bright idea was to give Brooke Hogan (Hulk Hogan's overly tanned daughter) an effin show. Seriously? That has to be the most retarded thing ever. Her brother practically killed his best friend, her mom is like 50 and screwing a 19 year old, and her dad will literally rub lotion all over her ass and I'm pretty sure will go to third base with her, yet she still gets a show. See, only in America right. I just don't get it. Anyone can get famous now if you just do something ridiculous. Oh, a chick spit on another chick lets put her on another reality show and give her a ton of money. Oh, you're famous cause your dad owns a numerous amount of hotels and you had a sex video? Let's give you a Carls Jr commericial and give you money to come out and go to certain clubs. I just don't get it...By the end of this year, I'm going to get on some sort of game show or tv show. That's a guarenteed promise and it's going to happen...it's too easy