Monday, July 14, 2008

iPhone Crazy...

Apple released the "new" iPhone the other day, and obviously it sold out quick. I don't get why people wait in lines for hours on end for a phone. I have the iPhone and I really don't see the need to mob a store at 3am to get this phone. It doesn't even do half the stuff most if not all phones do now a days. Don't get me wrong, I love this phone. Every chance I get to show it off I do. I even blog from it. If I were to get mauled by a lion, I'd probably take a picture of it and e-mail to my friends while I'm about to die with the subject line being (Tell Dave, to fuck himself). Those would be my written last words. It's just funny to read articles online or in the paper that says "Girl was punched while waiting for iPhone". I think in Jersey some guy litterally took a bike, threw it at the Apple Store window, jumped in, drop kicked a display case with the iPhone all because the store sold out. People are getting nuts. It's like Christmas in July. I don't know what's a matter with people trying to go product crazy when something new or inventive comes out. That's like the Tickle Me Elmo and Furby craze. When those came out, people were swinging punches to get it. I think my mom came home with a black eye because she tried to get my sister a Furby. And where are those toys now? There's only so much of hearing Elmo go "HAHAHAHAHA WHAHAHAHAHA THAT TICKLES HAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAHA STOP IT HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAH BIG BIRD RAPES ME HAHAHAHAHAH" it's annoying just to type that. Anygay, I think my brother waited in line and said F it and walked out. The only time I've ever waited hours to get/do something was when we were at the Price is Right for my birthday two years ago. We got there at 6 in the morning and stayed there all the way up til like 5. Best part, I actually got picked. I almost killed Bob Barker with my thunderous Hi-Five. I went in for the five and I saw fear in his eyes, so I had to pull back and I ended up doing the robot. It's all on tape. Google it. Anylame...time for lunch...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I Googled Ricky on Price is Right, you lied to me...

iPhone's are gay. It's all about the new Instinct. You can get chased by a gangsta and disappear when a train comes by. It's nuts/

Anonymous said...

Not gonna lie, I waited 3 hours to get that phone and you know the sad part...it's exactly like yours. The only difference is the Apps. I feel kinda cheated. And now my phone bills are higher. F that...I just got raped by Apple.

Anonymous said...

Write something funny....OHHHHH BURRNNNN!!!!

Anonymous said...

iPhones are the shit. I'd give up my collection of micro machines for one.

Anonymous said...

Who Fucking Farted ( Boom ) OMG WHO Was that guy .... .