Angels vs Dojers Debate

What a way to have a lunch. So at lunch, I don my Angel cap and go out for a nice feast of Hot Wings and Fries at this place. Low and behold, 2 guys wearing Dodger blue are sitting at a table. I walk in and we make eye contact. I feel like Clint Eastwood walking into a saloon, except I'm Mexican and overweight. I place my order and I can feel the eyes of Dodger fans staring at me. Basically it’s the feeling you get when you think someone is going to mug you late at night. Thankfully, the place had a TV with ESPN running and showed a highlight of last night's Angel game when we played the Mariners and spoke about our 15 game lead in the division. Immediately after, it showed a highlight of the Dodger game and had a little story about how they wouldn’t win their division. So I sit down just watching TV and I hear one of the guys say "Well at least we're not gay like the Angels" and the other guy starts laughing. I turn around and say "Um...we may be 'gay' but I think we have the best records in the majors, we’ll win our division, and are fans are not constantly in jail." and the riot ensued. Fans of my awesome blog, why do people insist to talk bad about another team that is clearly doing better than the other? I just don't get it. This whole Angels are better then Dodgers rivalry thing is pretty heated. One of the best rivalries in sports history. Each fan base is crazy. Both fans would fight. I think we should have a Battle Royal and just go to town on each other. Not like the go to town as in Wedding Night lovin (as I’m sure some Dodger Fans who have been in the Twin Towers would love to get some of that “drop the soap” action again). The bar fight type of going to town. That would be great. Instead of a 7th inning stretch, why not punch a Dodger fan or vice versa. I'm not advocating violence but...actually I guess I am. Don't really do it though. Especially at Dodger stadium at Free Shank Give Away night. They'll cut you up. In two months we’re going to find out the answer to this years feuding with the Dodgers and Angels. Will the Dodgers actually not choke for once and make the playoffs? Probably not because they usually do. They have a better change with Manny Ramirez, but they’re still far from even matching the Angels. The entire season I don’t think we’ve had a slump and fallen out of first. Anygay, Dodger fans, relax. I know you guys are so mad to the point where you actually shot one of your own last night (I’d link the story right here, but when you Google “Dodger Fan Shot at Dodger Stadium”, 25 other stories actually pop up. It’s sad) but that’s no excuse to take it out on everyone. I actually went to a Dodger game about 2 months ago and sat in the All You Can Eat section and I have to admit, the concept was great, but the place looked like trash. I’m never seen so much filth and Mexicans in my life. When I was at the game, I honestly thought Mexico was prone to an invasion because there’s no one there to defend it. I’m insinuating that all the Mexicans are here just in case you didn’t catch that.
Before I go, here are some things Dodger fans typically say to an Angel Fan
"Los Dojers are more better than the Angels"--Quick response to fan (You speak as well as the Dodgers hit)
"Hey homie, the Angels don't even play in LA so change the name!"--Rebuttal (Um..maybe the city of Los Angeles was tired of having a losing team as their representative)
"You're an Angel fan? I'm gonna kick your a**"--This time just run. Some Dodger fans are nuts. Dodger Stadium's give always consists of "Free magazine clip to your gun" night, "Free Shank Night", "Free get out of jail free card night" and "Tommy Lasorda Bobble head Night" Personally I'd take the Tommy Lasorda bobble head. Great guy and amazing Manager.