Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Bring back To Catch a Predator

I'm sure most of you are WELL aware of the hit show To Catch a Predator. They follow a crew of people who will chase pedophile's online while posing as minors, convince them to come over their house for sex, then get busted by Chris Matthews from MSNBC and verbally raped. As they walk outside the house with their boners completly gone, a swarm of police officers who love to beat the crap out of pedophiles and blacks (I got you my brothas, I don't like the cops either) scare the creep and arrest him. It's probably the greatest thing they've created in the history of T.V. Unfortunately the show was cancelled when I believe a Congressman or political figure of some sort decided to off himself (kill himself... not, you know...the other off) as the cops were about to bust him. Ever since the show cancelled, pedophilia has been on the rise. It's insane. How would I know? Just turn on your TV today or listen to the radio. I can guarentee that you'll see something or hear something about Miley Cyrus having all these provocative pictures showing up out of nowhere. On top of that, Disney has been heavily promoting stuff like High School Musical and Camp Rock and other pieces of crap like that. It's bad to walk into a room with older guys and here one go "Dude, Demi Lovato in camp rock...I'd do her" "Um..she's 15 or 16 man..." "Oh....I meant the camp rock professor, isn't that her?" Or even High School Musical. They are playing kids in High School...to hear someone say "Dude I'd bang Gabriela" (she's Vanessa Hudgens character, before you ask I googled). She's playing a 16 year old! Come on man. I can honestly see 17, cause I mean it's like one year before 18, but still it's sick. I want To Catch a Predator to come back. I loved seeing their reactions when they get surprised by Chris Matthews. The best was when he would recite the entire text of Instant Messaging to them. "Did you not say "I want to put my blank on your blank blank and try to blank blank all night long"?" They would all have the same excuse "She didn't tell me how old she was." "I thought she said she was 19" "I'm just coming over to show her not to talk to strangers because a stranger might rape her" It was such a classic. "Is your screen name not IwantToBangAnyoneUnder18 ?" "Yeah but I thought she was 22". If I was a pedophile, I'd wait outside a bush in front of the house and send a telegram to Chris Matthews so he would have to sign at the door. That way if the little girl answered and said Chris Matthews wasn't here, I'd be set to go. Just a theory. Pedophiles are sick...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you got your situation all planned out.

Why don't you take a seat over there?

Anonymous said...

Haha you should've added your Tollhouse cookie joke haha. They always have them cooked haha.

Anonymous said...

"you're free to leave...go ahead"

-20sec later SWAT repels from the roof and arrests the guy.-

Andrew said...

I have to admit, Im a predator to any child 16-18

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