Greatest Site Ever

When I first started this blog, I intended to write about bands, other comedians, my life, etc etc…so far I don’t think I’ve covered any of that. I wanna talk to you about a certain website in my life that is probably the greatest invention in the history of the World Wide Web or WWW for short. Craigslist is by far, the best website in the world. No other website even comes close to this. Hell, not even a particular store can actually match the extreme awesomeness of this website. Craigslist.com is literally your one stop shop. Where else can you find a copy of Gladys Knights “Nitty Gritty” for only $15 bucks or even a tank full of piranhas? I’m not even kidding you. Click the link and someone is selling piranhas. This is what makes this website F-in amazing. Not only can you use it as a way better Penny Saver, but you can actually look up jobs such as this one. I don’t know how legit it is, but I doubt you can find one on Monster.com like it. That’s not even the half of it. They have personal ads as well. Sure you can go ahead and click on Strictly Platonic and just meet a stranger and go to the movies together. Why not be adventurous though? Click on your gender looking for the opposite sex. Or be even bolder (ladies I’m talking to you) and go search out for that first female encounter at Women searching Women. Craigslist not only surpasses that option but clearly blows it out of the water with their Casual Encounters section. Have you even checked that out? Holy crap it’s hilarious. Some of the titles are epic. “Wonder Women looking to get SuperF***”. “Searching for that Dark Knight to fill my Dark Hole”. The best part is, if you still live at home, you can just type “Please host”. And people still reply. It’s neat…. Have you waited in line at your local Starbucks recently and saw someone you wanted to talk to but their Mocha Latte was called up before you even placed your Carmel Frapachino order? Head on over to Craigslist missed connections link and you can post a little thing about what they were wearing, what place you saw them at, and how they can reach you. Fate and destiny will take over the rest. Magically the other person will hop on their MacBook at Starbucks, randomly decide to check out Craigslist and click on mixed connections, click on Men Searching Women and not get confused with Women Searching Men because that’s where a lot of the screw up takes place, and wah la, they found you. Instantly they’ll look at their closet at home and know that the Black and White Cardigan they were describing was yours. Fate…that’s it for now. I’m actually price matching BJ’s on the Erotic Services link on the bottom of the page….


Ricky