Sunday, August 17, 2008

Why I'm Better Than Michael Phelps

1) I don't worry about the 10,000 calories I eat in one day

2) I'm interesting when people come talk to me

3) Michael and I both have a 6 pack, mine is just hidden underneath my
cooler

4) Micheal Phelps can not beat Chuck Norris in a 500m Backstroke Event. I can

5) I have a Bronze Medal in Dodgeball from Royal Carribbean, he doesn't

6) My teeth are straight


Good job with all the wins Phelps, kick some international ass


xoxo
Ricky

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Point #5 is especially strong

Anonymous said...

Hahaha wow... You Beat Chuck Norris? Holy shit.

Anonymous said...

I didn't even know this blog was up. Usually you announce it haha...dude funny shit. If Michael Phelps ever read this, he'd probably beat the shit out of you with all the HGH he's been shooting up.

Anonymous said...

I never noticed his teeth until you said it...wow. Is he British?