Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend was Hot Like Me

Um…with this post, I don’t know if it’s going to be funny or not. It’s just me kind of getting things off my chest. And no, I don’t plan on talking about how much I hate Mexicans again. Anygay…I’ve been noticing a lot of people being bummed out or irritated by the opposite sex. Not because I talk with people and they tell me their sob story, but mainly in part of the “Status Update” on Myspace (…and yes I hate to say I’m back on). I honestly think that’s the worst thing you can do is have that update. You pretty much either cock-block your entire friends list when you say things like “So-and-So is…pissed off at all boys because they blow” or “So-and-So…is confused on how he got this rash” or seem like a sad emo kid and wanting the world to know. I think my buddy Sean said it best when he wrote “…is wondering why the fuck you care about his status”. Yes, that was a shout out to you Sean. He’s exactly right though, I honestly think it’s best if we don’t know what you’re feeling. Not because we don’t want to know, but because we’re honestly feeling the same way and we’re tired of it. We’ve all had our relationships and past loves drift away from us. It’s life. It’s kind of like having coke for the first time. When you sniff it and get high, sure it may be fun the first few times, but after a while it’s going to f you up. I’m not saying all relationships you have are going to tear you up inside like a rock of cocaine, but eventually you’ll find that placebo that does the same effects of 3 bags of white girls (slang for coke if you didn’t know. Thanks Urban Dictionary) but doesn’t tear you up on the inside. Like many of you, I came out of a long relationship. The relationship was great. I honestly have no regrets about anything except honestly the break up. She was my first everything, first love, first kiss, first girl I could actually fart around. What more can you ask for. Unfortunately some things came up and I honestly couldn’t handle it. I don’t think I was mature enough at the time. But, like some of you are going through right now, you tend to find more about yourself and learn to adapt, or try to, to the single life. I have been set up on dates before and you also find out what your friends think about you when they set you up on these “blind dates” or think you would be perfect with someone. Then when they ask you how the date went, you want to f-in punch them for even suggesting to be hooked up with someone you can’t stand or orders a shit load of food at lunch and your stuck with the bill. Regardless, we all go through the breakup and left with kind of picking up things. No need to post stuff on Myspace telling all of us how mad you are at an ex or why you don’t get guys/girls. Relationships end for a reason. Some will go back to what they were, some won’t and you’re just left with the good memories. We’re all going to die, so why spend 1/3 of it worrying about why someone doesn’t like you anymore or what you could do to win someone over. I’m Ricky Marquez, and I’ve been single for 9 months and I’m finally moving on…

xoxoXoXXoo

-Ricky